Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. Oliver Herford beingcatdog Change image and share on social
There is always room at the top - after the investigation. Oliver Herford investigationroomtop Change image and share on social
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. Oliver Herford cleanmanmind Change image and share on social
A man must love a thing very much if he not only practices it without any hope of fame and money, but even... without any hope of doing it well. Oliver Herford famehopelove Change image and share on social
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet. Oliver Herford bagpipegiveirish Change image and share on social
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan. Oliver Herford ambitioneggelectric Change image and share on social
Tact: to lie about others as you would have them lie about you. Oliver Herford lietact Change image and share on social
